Albums I Refuse to Listen to this Year

List

Jul 22

I'm sorry guys, I just can't with these records.  I'm going out of my way to avoid these albums if it can be helped. I'm sure they're not as bad as I think they are, but we have bigger fish to fry this year.

10. Chris Brown - Brown

I’m not listening to this nonsense, and I don’t want to hear Chris Brown complain about problems that are his own fault.

9. MIA - M.I.7

M.I.A is the last person I’d want to hear a gospel album from in 2026. Folks skip a few inoculation cycles because they’re terrified of needles and they develop the hubris to tell others about God and spirituality. Get vaccinated first, then we’ll talk.

8. Azealia Banks – Zenzealia

I tried! But I keep tapping out after the third song. It’s me, not her. I’m sure her fans were very relaxed by it.

7. Drake’s Albums

I never liked Drake’s music. I’m missing out on nothing. He was never for me, and he never will be.

6. Jack Harlow - Monica

Jackman’s fit is absolutely atrocious. I hope Monica is a professional stylist. Soon as I heard snippets, I knew listening and talking about it would not be productive.

5. Megadeth - Megadeth

I heard he finishes off the album with a cover of Metallica’s Ride the Lightening, which if true may go down as the most embarrassing moment in Thrash Metal History.